You Know You’re a Mom When……

 

You leave the house wearing a spiderman band-aid on your pinky finger ( for you moms with girls- Hello Kitty! )

You know 90% of the songs on radio Disney ( and proudly sing them in the car- very LOUD)

The “spit up” is not just a stain- but an ever so popular accessory to your outfit

You secretly wish Barney would “disappear”

The answer to most of your child’s questions become- ” Because I said so”

Your go-to outfit is stretchy yoga pants and a t shirt….maybe a pair of earnings and necklace if you’re feeling “sexy” !

You  consider grocery shopping by yourself- ME TIME!

Sometimes you find yourself watching Disney Jr, PBS kids and Nickelodeon  ( and actually enjoying it)

Mornings begin with a POT of coffee

The job pays $0, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world- its the best job you will ever have!

I am A MOM and embrace all that comes with it! Love you Landon John!